Title: Bring up a Dragon in Your Pants
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Oda owns. I only play. You do not sue.
Summary: When Zoro claims he is raising a dragon in his pants -- and no, he doesn't mean his you-know-what, ha ha -- Sanji doesn't believe him. Naturally.
Length: ~1990
Note: Written for Short Precarious Anecdote Month. This is set in that place where filler episodes are born and raised (i.e. the amorphous not-time between any two pre-timeskip arcs of your choosing). The word "pants" as it's used throughout the story refers to the American English meaning (i.e. trousers). Obvious crackfic is obvious.
( on LJ | on AO3 )
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Oda owns. I only play. You do not sue.
Summary: When Zoro claims he is raising a dragon in his pants -- and no, he doesn't mean his you-know-what, ha ha -- Sanji doesn't believe him. Naturally.
Length: ~1990
Note: Written for Short Precarious Anecdote Month. This is set in that place where filler episodes are born and raised (i.e. the amorphous not-time between any two pre-timeskip arcs of your choosing). The word "pants" as it's used throughout the story refers to the American English meaning (i.e. trousers). Obvious crackfic is obvious.
( on LJ | on AO3 )